September 30, 2006

Riiiiightt

Posted in Uncategorized at 4:43 am by jillaii

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September 16, 2006

I like cool beverages

Posted in Uncategorized at 1:42 am by jillaii

I cannot believe that NBC and CBS have the nerve to make season premiere week the week I’ll be in LA.  I mean, wtf?  I’m like their biggest fan and I’m going to miss all of the premires because I’ll be having stupid fun and in stupid sunny California.  I’m sorry that I won’t be a loser on my couch for a week for once.  Like the most important week in the enitire season of fall.  I have to tape them, and that’s just not as fun.

Greg did his man hobby today and made beer.  I really hope that it tastes better in a few weeks after it forments cuz it tastes like shit right now.  I don’t want to have to drink like 4 cases of nasty beer!  I guess it’ll still get ya drunk and that is why we drink it after all…

3 days and I’ll be in LA, weird.  I cleared like 600 pictures off my memory card and I’m going to fill it all up, I can’t wait.

September 9, 2006

Oh yeahh..

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:39 am by jillaii

dA and myspace are still down. This makes me angry. I have nothing else to do but blog. And comment on Marnie’s blog. But I must read my dA messages before Marnie’s blog because I may have message from her….grrrr da….come back…
BUT! I forgot, I went to TGIFridays tonight to try the new fried mac and cheese. Possibly the most unhealthy food EVER. Soooo good! Do not underestimate the power of frying something that is already awesome; it only makes it so much more awesome!!! I love it! Could eat it every day, I love mac and cheese. Now that’s homemade mac and cheese, I’m not that big of a fan of the box stuff. However, I cannot deny the powers that box mac and cheese have over a drunk Jill, that’s for sure, but there’s nothing like homemade. I’m hungry. Want more fried M&C.

Ahhh!

Posted in Uncategorized at 1:46 am by jillaii

My world has come to a stand-still for the past 3 hours, dA and myspace have been down!  That’s terrible!  It’s driving me crazy.

And I want a new nerd toy and I can’t have it!  It’s $350 and I have to save my stupid money.  I want my toy!  Goddammit.  Why must everything cool be so expensive.  😡

September 8, 2006

Hmmm

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:02 pm by jillaii

I think my laptop may catch on fire.  It’s like burning hot.  I have one of those bad defective batteries from Dell, but have yet to make a complaint and get a new one.  I should do that cuz it’s extremely hot and it already froze once today, I think because of the excessive heat.  So if I disappear for a while it’s because I’m on fire…

September 4, 2006

Stupid.

Posted in Uncategorized at 10:56 pm by jillaii

I hate Ashton Kutcher.  Why does he have to make new movies?  He’s a typecast idiot that acts the same in every single movie he makes, all he does is act like a fool and it’s really annoying, not funny at all.  Grr.

Sad movie time

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:46 am by jillaii

Oooo “What Dreams May Come” is on FX at 3am!  That’s in 20 minutes and I loooove that movie.  I fall to pieces for the entire 2 hours of it, it’s so emotional.  I bawl my fuckin eyes out and sob my head off and Greg laughs at me.  The story is amazing and I get so wrapped up in it…

I find that if I don’t cry for a while I start to get stressed and then I come completely unglued and emotional until I have a breakdown.  So, this movie is great because I totally break down and it has nothing to do with my life, so I don’t have to be all depressed and emo.  I get all my crazy woman feelings out for free!  lawl Hurrah.

Tales from the bar

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:05 am by jillaii

Last night I got real drunk!  yippee.  But that’s not important because I have no funny drunk story about me, I got drunk with the intent to go out with friends, but had forgotten that I had a family picnic today.  So I went home and sat on the couch, drunk da’ing and myspacing.  I hate doing that.  As I was closing up my good ‘ol pal Jed was on his way to getting extremely plastered. I had a feeling it was going to be one of those crazy nights for him.

So he comes in tonight, regret written all over his face.  Says “I’m only having one”.  Riiiight-o, he ended up getting totally wasted again.  He tells me that after leaving ‘Buggs last night (Buggs is my bar)  he went to another bar, met up with some chick, got hammered and then drove home.  Stupid ass went off the road and ended up in a mud pit!  The chick was following in her car, so he hops in with her and gets his dad’s truck to pull his truck out the mudd.  He makes her drive his car out, she gets covered in mud.  Eventually they get back to his house, mud everywhere, they drink some more, smoke some weed and….Jed doesn’t know!  He has no idea if they slept together or anything.  He totally blacked out and barely remembers anything from the night, just bits and pieces here and there.  He’s so funny.  I hate that he drove and I think it’s really dumb, but that’s not my business.
He has the gal’s number totally crazy scrawled on the piece of paper and we spent like 30 mins tonight trying to deceifer this number. Jed says “This is like the fucking Davinci Code man”  I was hysterical.  We have the most retarded conversations that I’ve ever had with anyone.  We were like almost literally ROTFF tonight talking about having the hiccups when you’re drunk and trying to hide it and how embarrasing it is!  LMAO man.  Good times at the retard hut, I need to work more, it just makes me laugh so much.

Ooo I just got an idea for a new stamp…

August 31, 2006

I smell fall

Posted in Uncategorized at 7:27 pm by jillaii

Fall is here! I can feel it in the air. Okay, so it’s been chilly for the past few weeks and felt like fallish. But tomorrow is September 1st; official fall decoration day. The greatest day of the year! I have been excited all week. Every year I have to wait until September 1st to break out all of my gorgeous fall decorations and when I do, it’s a fiesta. I love it! I burn pumpkin candles, dance a little, and break out my millions of orange and black deco.

Later, I make my fantastic soups. I have fall soups and they rock! Creamy squash soups, tomato tortellini, potato soups, bean soups and garlic soups! Hurray! And the drinks, oh the drinks! Warm apple cider with butter/carmel liqeur. So so fucking yummy. I’m also making raspberry cordial this year from scratch. I make some other halloweenish punches with lots of liquor too that rock. Such a lush.

Like I said, I have very little in my life. Nothing makes me happier than fall decorating.

Kitten tales

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:24 am by jillaii

Kitten has been full of spunk lately and getting pretty damn funny. She’s been grabbing her feet and tail lately, today she was going all crazy and bit the fuck out of the her own tail, then screamed at the top of her little voice!  She’s become pals with Toby Wan Kenobe, he licks her and bites her.  It’s cute.  He’s teaching her the ways of the force.

Kitten is good.

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